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Caradoc Dearborn ([info]borndear) wrote,
@ 2008-03-14 14:38:00

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September 2, 1977 || Friday afternoon
Whoever's fucking cat is running about the boy's dorm corridor best be claiming it before I kick in it's head give it to Peeves as an opening of term gift.

As for the annual flood of summer recaps - mine was dull as ever as amazing as expected. When I wasn't forced to work I did my usual quidditch thing with some of the boys. I'm happy to report The Catapults are doing ace so far this season! That new seeker, Andrew Aleckson, is fecking brilliant! And let me just say it's about damn time they gave Drew Narlson captaincy. Bastards the best player they've got!

Speaking of captaincy - who are the house captains this year? I've heard rumours but I must know the official what have ya. Measure it out - you know.

- C.D.

PS. Oye, Edgar, remember those twins that checked in with their folks while you were visiting last week? The taller one was a much better snog. She knew..."tricks."


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[info]ackk
2008-03-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Summer recaps are so trite.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah, but how else are we going to decide who's cooler than who?

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[info]ackk
2008-03-14 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Nothing noteworthy comes to mind, but what type of cool are we talking about? The obvious type or the underrated one or the what I would give to have his summer type?

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 08:33 pm UTC (link)
All of the above. Final answer.

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[info]ackk
2008-03-14 08:37 pm UTC (link)
I think we have a winner!

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Tell the man what he's won!

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[info]ackk
2008-03-14 08:57 pm UTC (link)
I knew I had forgotten about something! Anything in particular that you'd want for your prize?

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 09:11 pm UTC (link)
How about a kiss?

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[info]ackk
2008-03-14 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Already asking for kisses so early in the school year?

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 09:49 pm UTC (link)
What? Too soon?

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[info]unnobleblack
2008-03-14 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but the shorter one was a better shag.

What? You didn't find that out? Aw, tough luck, Dearslag. Don't fret a little self-handshake will keep you company all year, as always.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Well thank the heavens - the poster-boy for self-abuse has finally granted me permission!!

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[info]unnobleblack
2008-03-15 01:18 am UTC (link)
No need to thank me.

Genuflection will suffice.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-15 01:32 am UTC (link)
Unfortunately, I don't get on my knees for assholes or pricks. See to that with your mates.

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[info]unnobleblack
2008-03-15 01:39 am UTC (link)
You don't get on your knees for pricks...? Your boyfriend will be so depressed!

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[info]jpott
2008-03-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Measure it out? With a teaspoon?

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking more along the lines of a meter stick.

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[info]jpott
2008-03-14 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Genius.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-14 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I know.

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[info]hopkirk
2008-03-15 12:04 am UTC (link)
You've heard rumours about what?

Comparing sisters is an extremely disgusting activity, even for you.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-15 01:29 am UTC (link)
About...dual captaincy in Ravenclaw. A third year taking Slytherin and something about Potter being a drag queen.

As for the sisters....well, I had to be fair to both of 'em.

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[info]hopkirk
2008-03-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
Why would dual captaincy ever happen? That's stupid. I don't think Potter is a drag queen, but I guess you should ask him.

Well done.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-17 04:51 pm UTC (link)
It's not all that stupid. I mean if a pair of siamese twins were ever to play quidditch.......

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[info]hopkirk
2008-03-17 07:08 pm UTC (link)
They wouldn't.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-18 04:02 am UTC (link)
And why not!? Do you have something against Siamese twins? Hm?

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[info]hopkirk
2008-03-18 06:06 am UTC (link)
Don't be stupid.

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[info]borndear
2008-03-18 06:12 am UTC (link)
What!? You have something against stupid people too, now!? Honestly Mafalda....at this rate you won't have any friends.

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